Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Three Pieces

THREE PIECES, FIVE PAGES

* it wasn’t even that
* pledge against hate
* artist’s statement


IT WASN’T EVEN THAT


THE NEW ME

Try all 5!!!!!


SELF PORTRAIT OUTSIDE THE EMERGENCY ROOM

It wasn’t even that.


TIME

13 months of one sentence.
85 percent of another.


THE NEW BOUTIQUE

I want to see how their sizes run. 


TIME OUT

When we get home
If you touch anything.


WELL THEY SAY

I’ve married my father twice.


NO SKATEBOARDING

In Special Collections.


ACTUALLY THEY SAY

And I almost did it again recently.


GENERALLY

Generally it sucked,
But there were some very happy times.


NO, I GET IT

I’m just trying to think.


THAT PACK

You got for me?
I’ve smoked a whole carton since
That pack.


PLEDGE AGAINST HATE


THE GIRLS WALKING

Green Black Blue
Blue White Black


LILY’S FLOWERS

Bee happy.


TESLA COIL

Dzzzzzzzzt.  Dzzzzzzzzt.


LA CUMBRE

People swear by their carne asada.


DIVERSITY WEEK

We must go to the capitol at lunch and
Pledge against hate.


I CAN DO A CARTWHEEL

And I’m quarter Lebanese!


TIBETAN HOUSEKEEPER

Fishing from shore.


HER WORD IS SCREEN

Her vibe is true.


SHE MAKES A

Smoked salmon lasagna.


AND YOU MAKE YOUR

Mind too smart
You’ll start
Believing all this shit.


THAT’S SO FUNNY

But it’s cool, too.



ARTIST’S STATEMENT


LIKE A BUFFALO ON SKIS

I am a “restless experimenter.”


NOT ANOTHER

Neo-Modernist “seasoned by a cubist aesthetic.”


MORE OF A POST POP MINIMALIST

Dude.


INFORMED BY NEO-SERIALITY

Sick.


MY ORIGINAL INTENT

Was to be a doctor.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

The Whatever of All Time, plus two.




  • The Whatever of All Time
  • Pho
  • Our Railing is Very Damage






the whatever of all time


Imagine in your mind

The whatever of all time.


it’s a special place

That you never saw before
Because I’m the only one who has seen it.


Every seat’s a good seat

As far as people in front of you.


But Don’t open your eyes

Until I say.
 

At the lake

The bite’s been slow.


at the farm

The corn is happy as a lark.


i am so

I can’t even describe it.


This to me is

I love this.


we saw deer

Like by our house.


Fuck man

I’m telling you.


OK

Open.



pho 

Isn’t he the youngest?

Mac?
Yeah.
Yeah he is.


most people have

I know Heather has.


The way she sniffle

Mo’Nique has, too.


Does Dee?

Dee?  Dee who?


Fanton

She’s there, too.


and That is one thing

About Mackenzie.


I explained it to juan carlos

Juan Carlos is like “Cool man!”


Hey ron this is Jason

Larry’s friend.


This is dennis

No.
Yeah.


It had to be suyapa

Who else would it be?


Where’s nanci?

Nanci’s running late.


Dmitri

This has nothing to do with Dmitri.


they want to find a place for her

The way Kaylee and Skip did for Camille.


She’s heavy

But not as heavy as Mavis.


Roy and bitsy

We’re meeting them
At their hotel.


have you talked to fabiola?

This is really going to upset her.


What skye said was

Hey.


Is joaquin Rudolph the principal?

I heard something like that.


it’s dwayne’s

He parked it there three years ago.


What’s your little dog’s name?

Peanut.


I broke up with Jean-philippe

I told him you can’t sleep with me no more.
God is my husband now.


Blue chairs, red tablecloths

Nam Minh at pho. 


wasn’t there an evelyn?

Not really.


Did either of you ever beat him?

I beat him twice.
You, Raul?
Once.


I said to her, Is it, Maureen? 

Or is it official government biniss.


My affinity with Andy

Warhol is why
I liked shipping
And receiving. 
But, no,
They moved me into sales.



Our Railing is Very Damage


Maintenance request

Hey guys can someone please
Come out and hung our canopy?
We are handy cap and
We’ve had it flew off again.


Profanities

Someone in this community
Has painted profanities
Across the fence.


A case of ants

We have a case of ants.
I would like to know what can be done.


I lost my dog

The color is brown.
Is little dog.
Please call me.
I will be so worry.


Our railing is very damage

The paint is pilling off.


The kitchen sink has a strange smell

And also the garbage disposal is no longer working.


I am tears every day

All my dreams are gone and broken and pieces.


We are having problems with the door

Even though it is unlocked,
It remains locked.
We’ve had this issue before.


I always struggle

With that door
Every morning.


He said he fixed it

But I don’t think it’s fixed.


our faucet is dripping again

Our building is falling apart.


You want some cookies?

Is nice cookies.