Saturday, January 31, 2015

I Mean I Know It's Just You Know

FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES

If you've got that kind of time.


HE MAKES THE MOST INTERESTING

I mean he’s an amazing.


THE WOMEN COME AND GO

Talking of major motion pictures.


CAMILLE AND LUCINDA

Are both looking pretty diesel.


AND MAN I’LL TELL YOU WHAT

Wooooooo!


THE CRAZIEST THING EVER

Fucking awesome.


RICH AND NUANCED

Basically saying hey.


IS SHE REALLY?

Is she Miss Honduras?


THE THING IS

Phenomenologically.


ACTRESS PAYS $8.225 MILLION

For bag of churros.


THE FIRST TIME I WAS THERE

I wasn't really there.


ACTUALLY

I’ll grab a water.


 IN TODAY’S WORLD

There is few time to relax.


SO THAT’S KIND OF LIKE

The emphasis.


SHE GOES BY

It’s like wow.


“I DON’T CARE WHAT THEY SAY”

“I won’t stay in a world without love.”


AND FOR SOME REASON

I’m trying to think.


THAT’S EXACTLY WHY WE’RE HERE

Like I definitely feel.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

His Goose is Very Cook



AT LEAST YOU KIND OF

Caught something
Even though
You were wearing somebody else’s clothes.


COW PLAYS VIOLIN

Fire truck jumps out of skin.
Wooden Indian at the tobacconist.
Plaster Buddha at the mani/pedi parlor.
A brown recluse spider with its yoga mat.


SURGERY

Sorry about the mix-up.


YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THE THING IS?

It was kind of a double thing.
They made it into one thing.


THE EMPEROR’S NEW SLED

Has no runners.


I MISS THAT BEAN SOUP

That three-bean soup.


PRETTY WOMAN

“The kind I like to meet.”


HAHA HA HA HA

That’s funny.


SKY LIKE A FILLED PRESCRIPTION

I started talking to the lady.


I NEED FOR ENGLISH

And a few more bread.


HER BOYFRIEND IS LATE

His goose is very cook.


THE FACE OF MODERN WARFARE

Bring me my numbing drops.


YOU WANT SOME ASS? HERE.

Don’t hurt your hand.
And it’s all real, baby.


I DIDN’T’ KNOW A SPATULA

Was a spatula
Until 5th grade.


YOU GET USED TO IT

Actually, you crave it.


Q & A

S?
Z.

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

In Other Words

EXCITED STAKEHOLDERS

Very excited.


RODIN

Thoughtful hands.


THREE GIRLS

Cellphones.


CRACKHOUSE

Helicopters shivering overhead.


USA

Like being married to an alcoholic.


ISRAEL

Rockets don’t just “hit” us.


GAVIN’S HUSBAND

He’s still learning English.


CEREBRAL DANCEHALL

The battles are mental, not physical.


MY ENTIRE 20 OUNCES OF ICED AMERICANO

Gone.


PRAYER WHEEL

Spin cycle.


Scribes and Pharisees

Roadrunners and jackrabbits.


SEA LEVEL

I don’t know how to explain it to you.
The level of the sea?


DENIAL OF SERVICE

Massive heart attack.


WILDCAT CREEK

All bets are considered action.


DUDE

Seriously?


TECHNOLOGY

This one app
Empowers more people
Than the entire
Civil Rights Movement.


FATE

Trader Joe’s is going in there.


SURFERS ON THE BLUFF

Meerkats.


UBIQUITOUS SURVEILLANCE

Enhanced tranquility.


RAIN

The flowers love it.
The flowers are like giddy up.


FULL MOON

Bonus size.
60 % more.


DAWN

“Go away
I’m no good
For you.”

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Morning Like at Coffee

SO LIKE EVERY TIME

For whatever reason.


BUT I MEAN

The whole thing is like.


YOU DON’T JUST LIKE

Bullshit my mom.


I WAS PLANNING TO LIKE

Say no.


I WAS KIND OF LIKE WORRIED

But I was like.


I DIDN’T WANT TO LIKE

Say like fall off a bridge head first.
You know?


THEN

Like I said.
But I mean.


LIKE LAST NIGHT

We put the raw chicken on top of the carrots.


I WAS LIKE WOW

I mean.


I TOLD MY SISTER THAT

And my sister’s like.


BUT I HAVE TO SAY

Like um.


I’M LIKE OH MY GOD

Well you figure that.


LIKE I WOKE UP THAT DAY

I felt like yeah OK.
But like I was like.


WELL I MEANT TO

But my Dad’s like.


LIKE  I’LL DO SOMETHING

And then I’ll think about doing it.


I WAS LIKE

Yeah no.


SO LIKE ALL I CAN TELL YOU


Yeah, maybe I’ll just like.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Loosies on the Bulevar


UP IS DOWN
 
Did you know that?
Check that out.
Google it. 

 

WILL YOU EAT THOSE MATH?
 
Her sister didn’t study twins.
A car ran out of her dog.
Sit down, don’t you? 

 

YOU KNOW I’M NOT EXAGGERATING
 
Cuz you know I do crazy shit. 

 

HERE IS THE MORNING OF SATURDAY
 
I do not afraid of naked ladies.
Especially in my bed. 

 

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATEVER?
 
I’m leaving tomorrow. 

 

CAN YOU EVER FORGAVE ME?
 
What are this people doing here?
I have fewer money than yesterday.
They don’t like fish, aren’t they? 

 

THE THING ABOUT LYING
 
Is there’s people lying all the time.
So what the fuck are you talking about? 

 

WHAT DID YOU WEARING YESTERDAY?
 
There’s anybody on the floor.

 

THIS TRANSCENDS THE GENRE
 
Don’t you think? 

 

I KNOW HER IN A PUB
 
How much sisters does she have?
How many wine do you drink? 

 

BLOODY HAIRY JESUS
 
I love this. 
 
 

HOW MUCH PEOPLE ARE THERE? 

Do you meet a boy? 
 
 

THEY HATE US FOR OUR MILEY CYRUS 

They hate us for our Beyonce.

 

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

The Planning Committee



SO LIKE

Say like.
We talk about like.


BUT NO YEAH I MEAN

Or actually the.


MIGHT BE A CASE OF

I don’t know.


MORALLY OR WHATEVER

But the thing also I guess.


I TOLD THEM

I said hey.


YEAH YEAH I’M

I even uh.


THE PROBLEM IS

Every time we.
It’s like dude.


WHAT SURPRISES ME IS

You know.
I mean.


HOW IT SORT OF

Frankly.


WHAT’S THAT?

Why what? 
No. Yeah. 


AND THEN

Right.
I did.


IT KIND OF COMES AND GOES

Well either that, or.


I’M LIKE

Grrrrrr.


SO I’M THINKING

Yeah maybe.


AND THEN I’M LIKE

Right?


I WAS SUPPOSED TO 

Uh. 


SO I ALMOST THINK


Oh.
So she.


THE ONLY THING THEY TOLD ME

Is they.


AND WE CAN DEFINITELY BE LIKE

Whatever.


SO THEN

See if this.
No, I know.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

Sinfonietta



I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU

The other side.


HOPEFULLY SOON

Me neither.


SHUT UP

I so don’t believe you.
What’s that? 


ONE CHINESE GUY

Nope.


COME ON WE’RE LATE

Yes, Trent. 


WHAT ARE YOU POINTING TO JOHAN?
                                                            
Who is there?


GOOD LUCK CELIA

Sonya good luck Sonya. 


IT’S LIKE WHAT WAS THE ONE WHERE

Right.


I’M THINKING

That, or. 


WELL PLUS I

No. No.
Sure. Sure. 


BYE YOU GUYS

I love you, too.