Saturday, July 15, 2017

Light, Beauty and Curb Appeal

SUPERHERO STRENGTH

In less time than it takes to steal mail.


WINTER

Fearing the sun won’t rise.
Fearing it will.


HOUSE OF GRACE

Vouchers for free play.


RED RYDER BB GUN

Perfect for shooting birds off the solar panels.


WORLD ELITE GIRLS’ PRESCHOOL ACADEMY

Lady Warriors.


SINK HOLE

Province of Manitoba gone.


GOAL

High sudsing lubricity.
And a swirl-free finish.


THE RANDY STARK COLLECTION

That shit nasty.


BABY PUMA

Likes to be pet.


SNAIL TRAIL

Silly City Metro map.


THREE MUSES

Light, Beauty and Curb Appeal.


SACRIFICE

What it does is it
Puts runners in
Scoring position.


OPEN FACE SANDWICH

Crying its eyes out.


ULTIMATE FIGHTING

Hummingbird division.


PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SUICIDE

Standing in a dry arroyo waiting for a flash flood.


THINGS OF THAT NATURE

A pod of oil tankers.
A litter of asphalt finishers.


STARRY NIGHT

A billion lenders eager to approve you.


OPEN MIND


Open swim.



Saturday, July 8, 2017

Lines Written at a Small Distance from Here


SHE’S FROM UTAH

Grew up Methodist.


SWEET 16 AT HOME

But outside wow: there was a lot of counting.


ONE OF THOSE KIND OF YOU KNOW

Damn a bitch is in a hurry types.


ROCKING RUBY HEELS AT STONEHENGE

Super spellbound by pumpkins and bean stalks.


SHE WAS MARRIED TO BUD O’NEIL’S YOUNGEST BOY

Branch.


YOU KNOW BUD O’NEIL

He and his brother have that adult book store.


BEEN THERE FOREVER

Seems like.


BRANCH WAS A SWINGING BOY

Well liked.


YEAH THEY DID STUFF BUT

Stolen vehicle burning in a riverbed.
Shots being fired from a vehicle fleeing the scene.


HELL SHE AND SATAN

Was praying together at the gas pump at Qwik-Korner.


SO WITH NO FORMAL TRAINING IN ANYTHING

I decided to turn everything on its head in a major way.


I’VE ALWAYS BRISTLED AT THE NOTION

Of an amorphous ontology.


I STARTED A FOUNDATION

I became a proud sponsor.


OF LIKE ALL TIME RIGHT?

Which is pretty cool right?


I KEPT SAYING

Hey come on.


PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE

Lunch meat loyalty credit.


THAT STARTER BUTTON?

Tell you what you do.


WORKS WITH YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM

To help you rebecome the person you were.


FOR A SOFTER CLEAN

Just use the classic 1 cup formula.


BIGGER, FASTER, STRONGER

Younger, fresher, more awake.


YOUR SOFA

Your way.


THE WHOLE IDEA BEHIND

Those hard to reach areas.


ADJUSTABLE COMFORT

This ain’t no game.


THE BEAUTY OF IT

Carbon captures and lyric passages.


IT IS IN YOUR CORNER

It is on your side.
It allows you to dial in a realistic like-new look.


AND YOU KNOW

We don’t use fertilizer.


ORDER NOW AND AVOID

Major heartbreak.


COME SAY HI

Earn points.


BUT YEAH

I’m a bad girl.



Saturday, July 1, 2017

Triple Feature: “He Still Fly” and “Kindly Be Seated Until Your Name is Called” plus “No One Should be Invisible in America”

He Still Fly

I THOUGHT JOHNNY HAD CALLED YOUSEF

So I called.
And he was there.


HE STILL FLY

Yousef.


HERE’S THE DEAL

Mac and Stringer get there on Friday.
Me and Yousef want to get there by Saturday.


HE BEEN KILLING IT LATELY

His shit underrated.


MAC AND STRINGER ARE TAKING THE TRAIN

Me and Yousef are driving.


HE KILLED IT SO SMOOTH

Left my heart breathless.


THAT’S THE WAY WE KIND OF LOOK AT IT

His shit still dope.


I TOLD THEM I SAID

He slayed that shit.


AS LONG AS THE NUMBERS ARE RIGHT

Who cares?


YEAH HE DOES

Big time.


Kindly Be Seated Until Your Name is Called

BUT NORMALLY YEAH

He just likes to wear makeup.
Florice get off the floor.


NO I AM

Multi lingo.


SO

She said.


THAT’S WHAT I MEAN LIKE

I understand when it comes to quantum systems.
But that was like ridiculous.


ARE THEY TELLING HIM TO

Where’s your shoes?


I NEVER HAD BOLTS IN THERE

I’ve got bolts in there now.


SHE PUT THE HOUSE ON THE MARKET

Moved in with her daughter and son-in-law.


HE IS A CHARMER AND A RARE SPECIES

He already had melted me to debris.


ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

I totally do.


HEY STOP IT NOW

Stay close to mama.


I HAVE A CUSTOMER THAT

She grows them.


BUT WHAT’S SAD IS

No I'm saying.


YEAH NO I DID BUT

Well just like that one lady.


IT’S GOTTEN TO WHERE

If you are not successfully managing your depression
You do not want to be living in this city.


I DID THE UH

Profitability one.


AT THE TIME WHEN COME TO YOU DESTINY

You can have a saving for what you needs ares.


THEY HAVE ONE OF GEL

A gel one.


IT DEPENDS UPON WHO YOU FOLLOW

Show me your friends, I’ll show you your future.


WHAT HAPPENED IS

It got postponed.


I’LL QUIT

I’ll fucking quit, dude.


ISN’T THAT SO MEAN?

Flat out mean.


THERE I WAS

I’m just like oh my goodness.


No One Should be Invisible in America

HOW ABOUT A BIG GLAXO WELLCOME FOR

Randy Stark!


SHE REACHED OUT TO ME AND SAID HEY

No one should be invisible in America.


TWO EXCLUSIVE OFFERS JUST FOR YOU

Randy Stark.


EARN UNLIMITED TRAVEL REWARDS

Earn more points.
Earn more free nights.
Plus, no annual fee.


BE THERE

In no time at all.


OH LOOK

I’m already here.


RANDY

Travel on your terms.


ENJOY MORE PERKS

Plus year round recognition.


DEAR RANDY STARK

Congratulations.


www.randystark.com