Saturday, August 12, 2017

Three Sequences

Le Chat


YOU’VE GOT TO TAKE IT TO A HUMAN FOR THIS GAME TO WORK

She tells the cat.



HE’S BEEN A CAGED LION

For a long time.



RESEARCH?

Is that what you’re doing?



WE WERE GONNA BUILD A HUGE UH

Remember?
A huge.
Like a.



HE BROUGHT IT TO YOU

He wants you to throw it.



HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO THROW IT

With spitties all over it?



JENNIFER WAS GONE TO PODCAST CAMP

Our daughter.
She kind of liked it.



WE GOT EIGHTH ROW

Just awesome awesome awesome tickets.



HEY

No claws.



THERE

See how nice you can be?



BOUGHT THEM

Super last minute.



I’M NOT AN IDEA COMER UPPER WITH

But I’m an implementer sine qua non.



YOU LITTLE SWEETIE

Yeah you’re a sweetie.
Such a sweetie.
No claws.
No claws
No claws goddammit.



WHAT DID YOU DO TO UNCLE GARY NOW?

What did you do?
Did he get you?



IF THEY’D THOUGHT ABOUT IT

They would have got married and that would have been it.



ANYWAY SO YEAH

Keep on rocking in the free world.




A Sighing Guilt Thing


AFTER THE PLENARY SESSION

I was talking to a lady.



WHEN CAN WE OR YOU OR I

The life coach training thing?



IT WAS TWELVE AT NIGHT

She’s like it’s twelve at night.
As far as I know and from what I understand.



THE FUTURE?

No, not really.



OH THAT’S RIGHT

You’re from.
You’re from.



SHE SITS

And does a sighing guilt thing.



UNTIL I REALIZED

Wait a minute.



BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU DO

Like people step off a curb.



WOW I KNOW

They had it on the news.




Lines from a Glad Bosom


I TOLD HIM

I said hey.


HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE

It was the swamp cooler talking.


HE TOLD ME I SHOULD WEAR IT MORE OFTEN

So what do you think?
Do I look good in black?


HE’S A FRIEND OF YOURS

I don’t know his name.
He said he was looking for you.


HE WENT AND GOT A HOTEL ROOM IN ALPINE FOR THREE NIGHTS


Hey you’re supposed to be in Alpine.


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