Saturday, September 16, 2017

Did You Get My Text?

DIFFERENCE MAKERS

They may be Haitian.
They may be Croatian.



FACEBOOK

It got to where
I’d rather watch
Street fights between chicks
On YouTube.
Or infrared images of rats
Getting their skulls bashed in.
Watching them twitch.



SHITSVILLE

You’ll find it in world statistical tables
Look under fucked places to live.



PLYWOOD

A very common window treatment in the neighborhood.



BEDSHEETS AND ALUMINUM FOIL

Also popular.



LA CHAMBA

She’s a beast.



WHITE GUILT

A discontinued line.



PLUS

Get the lowdown on what to do if there's a nuclear attack.



MEMORIES

Drain ‘em and dry ‘em.
Then fry ‘em.
They’re really good.



FASHION CANYON MALL

You heard me.



TRAFFIC

It is amazing we live like this.



PROPELLANT

Ostriches playing soccer.



SHOPPING

There is no death.



CUSTOMER CASH BACK

Friend of the friendless.



GORGEOUS PENDANTS, SCONCES AND LAMPS CAN BE LIFESAVERS

In Dynamic mode.



SHOOT IT

And save!



HURRY

More choices.



INSTANT CANOPY

Just add water.



CLINICALLY PROVEN

Save a buck.
Feel like a billion!



THEY JUST WENT ON SALE

We got ours boom.



DOCTOR RECOMMENDED

Doctora Nocaut!



BILLABLE HOURS

Me being me.



WELL WULL WOLL

It’s up to you.



CON FELIZ

Con permiso.





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