Saturday, September 23, 2017

One for the Books


REMEMBER ABOUT A MONTH AGO?

Well anyway.



WHAT FOLLOWS IS ONLY A SUMMARY

Additional important information is available.



WHEN IS A PLAN NOT A PLAN?

When it is afoot.



AND THERE IT WAS

A ten-foot pole.



DON’T TELL YVONNE OK?

And don't text Rita.



THIS IS WHERE MY MIND GOES

Much thanks.



DO YOU EVER LET YOUR MIND GET TO THAT PLACE?

Which I like their cider, actually.



ACCURATE TO TWENTY DECIMAL PLACES

That's one of the huge pluses.



DOES THE NAME BUD DORRANCE MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

Well even if it doesn’t.



THE SITUATION IS FRESH

The suspense yes.



IS IT?

Aww.



WE SAW A THING

Own vs. on-demand.



WHERE’S JORDAN?

There’s Jordan.



CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION

Living off fast food gift cards and grocery outlet wine.



YOU KNOW HOW KIMMI HAS REALLY GOOD SKIN COLORING?

Well.



NO NO THAT’S OK

Yeah no.



THIS LADY CALLED

Is that crystal ball working?



SOMETHING IN MY GUT TOLD ME

I’m like damn.



THEY’RE NOT STILL DOING THAT ARE THEY?

Oh they are.



AND IT JUST IT

I tell you what.



HEY DO YOU GUYS GOLF?

There’s a golf tournament in Dodge City tomorrow.



HOLLYWOOD IS FUMING

Studio heads are flipping their lids.



THE HORSE LAID AN EGG

Right?



AND LIKE I TOLD HER

It definitely could.



THAT’S HOW IT WORKS?

My word.














1 comment:

  1. Some of these are just begging to be anti-syrupy inspirational posters, or mug-worthy opinions for the break room. Edgy, indeed.

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