Saturday, November 25, 2017

Team Meeting #165


WELL ALL I’M THINKING IS

OK so yeah.



IT’S FUNNY HOW LIKE

Plus.



ALTHOUGH I WOULD SAY YOU KNOW WHAT?

What I’m hearing more and more is.



BUT I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING

And you’re right.



UNLESS YOU’RE JUST GOING TO GO IN AND SAY

Look.



AT SOME POINT

It’s just amazing.



WE MIGHT ACTUALLY

Which is normal.



I’M SURE YOU

No I uh.



OR MAY

May I guess.



SHE’S BEEN HERE

Like a hundred years.



OH YEAH

She knew.



AND IT WAS

You saw it.



RIGHT?

That’s what I mean.



NO IT WAS YEAH

It was.



WELL I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE

No, I know, why not?



THEN WE FIGURE

Eventually.



WHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE IT’S OH

World War Three.
As usual.



SEE THAT’S WHAT KHALID SAID

But yeah it’s a different.
It’s a whole new.



TURNING IT TO WHERE

Or tried to, to where you know.



THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING

And the fact that.



OH THAT’S

Interesting.



BUT THE THING OF IT IS IS

It’s one of those fine line things.



SERIOUSLY

And get this.



THAT OR JUST

OK so yeah.




Saturday, November 18, 2017

Disappearing Act


DEATH

The uncalled for servant.



SEVERAL ROOMS

Of nice furniture.



SHE WANTED TO DIE IS WHAT SHE SAID

So we said well what about Missouri?



MISSOURI’S A NICE PLACE TO DIE

It's what Vermont used to be.



WENT HOME TO BE WITH THE LORD

But when I got there the place was boarded up.



I SURE WILL

Have a good one, boss.



GOD KNOWS

I don’t know.



THE PEOPLE ARE HERE

To see about the steeple.



I SAID WOW

I said really.









Saturday, November 11, 2017

A Lot of Everything


I ALWAYS GET LIKE NERVOUS WHEN

Orestes brings his hummingbird act
To the discount outlets.



LIKE YOU SAID

Who doesn’t?



ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DOWNLOAD THE APP

And boom boom boom.



WE’RE HERE

It’s kicking.



SO IT’S LIKE IF YOU

Hands free or whatever.



THAT’S A REALLY BIG DEAL

By the way.




I’M ON THE LOOKOUT

For the Danish National Radio Choir.
They’ve turned up missing.



IT’S A LOT OF EVERYTHING

And something else.



I HEARD ABOUT THAT

Not too long ago.



A LOT OF PEOPLE THOUGHT

Aha!



THAT’S EXACTLY

That’s my whole philosophy.



I CALLED DINESH

To discuss what was discussed.
And it was a discussion.



FOR THOSE WHO ARE NOT

And I’m not terribly, either.



IT DOES

It can.



THE THING ABOUT US IS

By the time we get there.



I MEAN IT’S UNBELIEVABLY TRUE

I just totally don’t agree.



THE OTHER DAY THEY HAD ON SOME PREAPPROVED GUY

He made a really cool video.



THE SYSTEM HAS DETECTED A GENIUS

I thought hmmm.



IT WAS LIKE LOOK

Thank you by the way.



SO TOMORROW

I can wash my car

And not worry.


Saturday, November 4, 2017

Out East of Somewhere


PLENTY OF POPCORN AND EXTRA BLANKETS

Altar girls and atta boys.
Plus a walrus of law.
It popped up on the screen.
Two old fuckers and their cars.
Young moms getting their bodies back.
Dads walking Abys, MinPins and Labs.
Grab and go.
No nicks, cuts, or rashes.



BIO

Created in Chicago.
Product of the London and Zagreb schools.
Recorded in Tokyo.
Engineered in Madrid.
Mixed in Los Angeles.
Mastered in Quebec.
Remixed and remastered in Lagos.



MY PERSONAL PIZZA STATEMENT

I want to say first off
I tried but I couldn’t turn left.
If I could just you know—
Three bars, sometimes four,
Giving you the straight forward.
I’m on all screens.
I smoke therefore I stink.
You as well.



MAYBE SOME KIND OF A SOMETHING

Anyway so uh OK.
I’m not sure I think.
I keep waiting to see if.
I genuinely never thought.
So I basically am.
I don't know.
That’s just like uh.



MAKING CHANGE

At a million
Miles an hour
It’ll take
Ten billion
Years more
Than the current
Age of the universe
For me to get over this.
And ten is twenty.



MONSOON SERVICE

Seductive raindrops.
Bend sinister lightning.
Thunderous eructation.
Tribal fetishes.
Safari-grade cigars.



DEVASTATION

Devastation in the Ukraine.
Devastation in Iran.
Devastation in the Marianas.
Devastation in Japan.
Devastation devastation devastation devastation.



EIGHT FULL DAYS TO SAVE!

Prices slashed.
Bonus buys.
Instant rebate.
Assorted colors.
Mix and match.



QUAIL

Breast them out.
Wrap some bacon around them.
Throw them on the grill.
Janice was elected homecoming queen for less.
Delbert (not pictured) is her king.



THIRSTY FOR MORE SAVINGS?

You’ve always been down for us.
We’re down for you tambien.
Buy two get one free.
Any qualifying purchase.
Biggest blowout event of the year.



OUT EAST OF SOMEWHERE A TAVERN

Neon sign Sunday night.
Two deputies.
Two more deputies.
The bartender’s enrolled in Admin of Justice.
Dude I’m trying to get in officer school.



ALTHOUGH I WOULD SAY

What’s great about this
Is not so much that
But when I think back
Over the course of oh
The past several years.
It’s like I told Miguel.
To me you know.