Saturday, December 30, 2017

Maxi Mini


INSTANT SAVINGS

You’re never alone.



KITTY CHIN UPS

Super super cute.



ATHEIST

Non player character.



CONFESSIONAL

Box office.



LE FLANEUR

Languor is his business.



CUSTOMER CASH BACK

Friend of the friendless.



THE BABY

Ten months and into everything.



A GIRL NAMED BOY

You were friends in Head Start.



PHILOSOPHERS’ FEES

Depth charges.



THE TRIP

Fifty yellowtail.
Thirty white sea bass.
Ten anglers.



A BEAUTIFUL HOME

It’s still there by the way.



LOST MALE YORKIE

Alphonso.



PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY

Some outfit from Belarus.



PEACHES

Taking a break this week.



BED BATH & BEYONCE

Maximum strength buyer protection.



POST APOCALYPTIC WARRIOR

Globally inspired, locally sourced.



REVOLUTIONARY TECHNIQUES

For better absorption.



MODERN MEDICINE

“He’s dead but he beckons.”



BILLABLE HOURS

Me being me.



THOUGHT LEADER/BAR RAISER/DIFFERENCE MAKER

That middle child syndrome.



THE FUTURE

Dressed in absentia.



CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

Nationwide emergency brake pull.



CHRISTIAN WILDLIFE

Born again in captivity.



SHORT CUT

Hold the guilt key down while pressing the escape key.



STOMACH FLU

Bugging the shit out of me.



SALVATION

A reverse 12-step program.



NO ANNUAL FEE

Night sky filled with asterisks.



BARBECUE PORK RIBS

Every Wednesday.



NEW BLOG POST

Every Saturday.



INSTANT CANOPY

Just add water.



MAXI MINI


How did you know to look for me here?




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