Saturday, November 10, 2018

Determinism


OK I’M YOU

Tuesday afternoon tallboy.



CATFISH ACTION

Has been good at the lake.
And the air you breath isn’t your mortal enemy.



BIRDSONG

Broadly cast.



I SAW WHERE

They were saying
Some rain earlier.



MY PLAN REMOVES THE TRAGEDY FROM THE ROMANCE

And reduces the risk of herbal tea shock.
Practically eliminates the hail of police gunfire.



THE COMPLETE WORKS

Recorded backward.
I wish I could hit a button for a million likes on these dope beats.



TECHNO AND HOUSE

From the creator of Welcome to the Anthropocene.



IT KIND OF AT ONE POINT

Reterritorialized my thinking cap.



SCOREBOARD

Georgia 36
Georgia O’Keeffe 14
0 Comments.



A QUESTION I STRUGGLE WITH IS

Has a new golden age for TV bowling arrived?



I JUST GOT THAT VIBE

Very sort of message in a bottle.



YOU KNOW THAT LIKE LITTLE STAND?

That little nut and fruit stand?



I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY

But it wasn’t.




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Saturday, November 3, 2018

What is the Reply of This?


MIDNIGHT KOREA TIME

Without never go!



AND I SAID OK

Ima school your ass real quick here homes.
A 5-under 67.
80 in a 35 zone.



WHAT IS THE REPLY OF THIS?

Totally chingón.



UNCOMMMONLY FINE INKLINGS

Instinctively linked.
Distinctively synched.
Savor the absurdum.



¡WHAT?

One of the dopest sequences ever.
I bump this shit deluxe!



EVERYWHERE HAS BEEN PRETTY MUCH GOING OFF!

Everyone is sending it!



STAMPEDING LIKE LEMONS

A million views in 24 hours.



OH AND LISTEN TO THIS

Chk chk chk chkchkchk.
Eek eek.
Bewbewbew bewbewbew.



TACTILE RICHNESS THROUGH CONCISION

How rad is that?
Right?



ONE POINT FOUR

Million.
Billion.
Something.




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Saturday, October 27, 2018

A Low Down Dirty Too Bad of a Shame


WHAT WE’RE LOOKING AT IS A FLOOR

Which is a pretty high floor.



WELL-QUALIFIED BORROWERS

Flyers in full light of our planet’s largest moon.



NO I MEAN ABSOLUTELY AND YES IVELISSE

She was great that way.



I HEARD THIS WAS A NINETY PERCENT OF TWO TWENTY THING

But maybe it was just the HVAC talking.



A WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL

You met her.



LEAST WELL KNOWN YET MOST SOUGHT AFTER

If that makes any sense.



AND UH WELL

I tell you what.
That feedback loop?



SHE CALLED AND BOOM

More bandwidth.



SHE COULDN’T BE ANY NICER IF SHE TRIED
.
Not too many women are keen on taking on somebody else’s kids.



SHE WAS ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP EARLIER

Now she’s like I’m not tired.



WE QUIT AT SIX

Guests were due in an hour.



THEN SHE WAS LIKE

Trying to like.



BUT THIS TIME

Holy fuck.
This time.



I WONDER AT WHAT POINT DID SHE REALIZE

She was no longer on the balcony?



EVERYONE’S HEART

Was in their mouth.
With garbanzo beans
And Syrah
And feta cheese.




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Saturday, October 20, 2018

Congeries


I JUST THINK LIKE

You know what I mean like.



IT DEFINITELY HASN’T BEEN A BAD WEEK

Cliché as it sounds.



I’M JUST WONDERING

This stuff bothers the shit out of my brain.



BEAR ON THE RIDGE

Beer in the fridge.



I ALWAYS BELIEVE

When your stuff is where you want it to be
The results will come.



BETWEEN THAT AND SHE’S STILL GOT HER JOB

Yes it do.



PARA MI

Mexican bling!



PREPARE TO MEET

Your deductible.



WE NO MORE GOT THERE THAN

The goddam water shot up 20-30 feet.



HE TRIED AND SHOULDN’T HAVE

The river toad burger
With sweet potato fries.



WE NEED EVERY THERM WE CAN FIND

Put some shorts on, honey.



DO YOU WANT TO MAKE IT A MEAL?

She asked the virus.
About you.



THAT CARD GAME DOG

Where everybody flips their cards.



WELL I DECLARE

Martial law!




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Saturday, October 13, 2018

Lobo Nuevo


I OPENED THE FLOODGATES OF INTERSUBJECTIVITY

Somebody’s hijab blew off.



WITH NO INSTITUTIONAL BACKING

And a stolid refusal to be pigeonholed.



WE DANCED TO SCHNITTKE

Wasn’t that the zeitgeist?
Hummus and veggie pinwheels?
Ice cold tingling beer?



NOW HERE I AM HOLDING

Two endowed chairs.
One in each hand.



NO WHAT I DID WAS

Take the one and put it like yay.
Then take the other and put it this here way.



WELL THEY SAID IT DON’T

So you’re doing something wrong.



FUCK YOU

Is not a mixed signal.



TO BE HONEST WITH YOU

Not everybody’s going to be happy.



SO WITH NO FORMAL TRAINING IN ANYTHING

He decides to turn everything on its head in a major way.



POETRY AT BREAKFAST

The kind written with 10x concentrated poetic sensibility.



HALT

Declare your genre.



UNIQUE PLACE

Occupied.



A MILLION FOLLOWERS A BILLION VIEWS

Feeling jelly r we?



HE KNEW BETTER

We all know better.



WIDELY PRAISED

Beep beep.
Beep beep.
Beep beep.



MY HOMIE SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE

And asked for a picture.
But same thing.
He wasn't having it.



AVERT GAZE

Gaze averted.




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Saturday, October 6, 2018

Already the Night of Saturday


IN THE SERVICE OF SPATIAL UNCERTAINTY

Anywhere could soonly site.
And everybody pretty much.



MARVELOUS OF STRENGTH

Etiquette and archery and coding.



IT IS MOST IMPORTANT TO ARRANGE YOU

Ultimately make your knowledge are still upgrade.



IN THE MODERN ERA INCLUDING NOW

You just looking from your mobile phone.
And searching what their problem.



CHOOSE YOUR CURRENT WAYS

To get more information about your reserve.




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Saturday, September 8, 2018

Molly I Mean

We came upon a bistro hidden in a paseo off the main drag. The place was filled with local graphic artists, sales reps, union people off to work. We jumped to the open deuce by the window. Our server was rapid and vivacious, apologetic about there being no teaspoons. “I hope it doesn’t affect your spinning,” she said. “I hope it doesn’t ruin your day. Some people it does.” 


SOMETHING SORT OF IGNITED IN ME

I cannot deny what I feel deep down.



I SAW YOU CHECKING HER OUT

My first year at Bard.



WE PROBABLY COULD HAVE GOTTEN A LARGE

And split it.



THERE NEVER WAS LIKE A FORMAL

Unveiling, opening, launch or drop.



I CAN’T DECIDE

Whether I like these shoes or not.



ONCE YOU GET IN THE AIR

Once your feet are like here.



AND I LOVE TELLING PEOPLE TOO

I go then they tried killing him
But he wouldn’t stay dead.



TALKING ABOUT

Contact a different office.



BUT IF I HAVE TO SAY ONE THING

He never aggressed.



MORE PEOPLE HAVE DIED THAN ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE

That could change, but not in my lifetime.



I’VE ALWAYS SAID PAIN IS SATAN

Hella paid.



BUT UH

Well yeah um.



ALL SEATS ARE WINDOW SEATS

I guess is the new theory.



HERE’S THE CATCH

Everything.



I GET THAT YEAH

But the thing is.



HE’S ALL MESTIZAJE

I’m like hmpf.



IT’S SIMPLE

Do not eat contaminated fish.
Choose healthy fish.



THERE FOR AWHILE

I was a loose puck in front of the net.



I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY

Somebody’s gotta be first.



HERE

Like this.



I’M LIKE

No I’m like yeah!



OH THERE’S MILLY

There she is.
Molly I mean.


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Saturday, September 1, 2018

Become One with the Two


An airplane can fly from Thailand to Armenia, 3825 miles, in approximately 15-16 hours. But in Los Angeles, you can walk from Thai Town to Little Armenia in 15-16 seconds.


I’VE TAKEN A MILLION CLASSES

But this is like in-depth.



SHE LEFT FOR FIVE DAYS

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Yeah, five days.



NO THAT’S RULE NUMBER ONE

Brand name skin care.



SPRING 2018

Meter readers making their rounds.
Birds tweeting like a president.



SO UM LET’S SEE

What’s 9 percent of 5.4 billion?



YOU GO OUT MAYBE TWO MILES

After the rest stop.



THREE SOLSTICES

Original.
Suprema.
Deluxe.



SOUTH CHINA SEA

Asia #1 pretty.



90-DAY SUPPLY

Mail order.
Or off the corner.



ONE OF THOSE

Is the same as seven of these.



22 SYLLABLES

Landay.



MASTER LOCK COMBINATION

15-28-18.



TRIPLE HOMICIDE

Police arrest naked suspect.



4 DAYS ONLY TO SAVE!

Doors open at 6 a.m.!



A CLASS FIVE RAPIDS OF INFORMATION

Look at her feed.



6, 17, 29, 31, 44, 59

I don’t know if them are winning numbers or not.



PAGEANT ON THE 32ND FLOOR

More than a few semi-finalists.



SEVEN WHICH IS ACTUALLY EIGHT

Two which is actually nine.



548 BROADWAY

Twelve o’clock Mass.



THEY CALL IT 93 MILLION

It’s more like 92.



HE AIN’T NOTHING BUT FOUR

My grandbaby.



IT WASN’T UNTIL I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND CAME UP WITH FIVE

That I became a man.



INFORMED BY

Old Highway 12.



PLANET HOPPING

Save up to 47%.



BECOME ONE

With the two.



CISTERN

First you get yourself a 500-gallon tank.
Then you take and fill it up with 500 gallons of water.



TOP 20 TRENDS

Be the first to comment!



Q3 FORECAST

Six trillion.



FOUR TENS

My work week.



BOX 1 IS DIFFERENT FROM BOX 16?

I don’t know what to tell you.



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Saturday, August 25, 2018

So Of Course Me


YEAH NO DUDE

I’m the special assistant to the obvious.
A one-man charette in favor of the inevitable.



I KICKSTARTED A GO FUND ME

So I could get a sandwich.
A different sandwich, not my usual.



THERE ARE CLEARLY TWO PARTS

Three parts.



I AM EXCITING OF MY FRIEND

She stay like whole month.
It’s depends.



SOME SEEDS SELF SOW IN SANDY SOIL

Some go yard.
Some go oppo.
Some their civil rights get in there.



YOU’RE A MONKEY YES YOU ARE

But why say that to a cat?



FROM WHAT ANABEL WAS TELLING ME

It wasn’t a race.
It was a stampede.



I SAW WHERE

They were saying
Some rain earlier.



IT’S IN MY BLOOD

Nine times out of ten.



I REMEMBER THINKING

Epicycles?



SO OF COURSE ME

I had to mess with it.



SOMETHING BROKE LOOSE

And it decided not to be
A lazuli bunting anymore.



THE WINE WAS SENTIMENTAL IN A CHEAP AND DRAMATIC WAY

I was sitting
Just as I am now
Eating wild game jerky
Wondering what the fuck happened.



THERE’S STILL TIME TO WIN A FREE NIGHT

If you only believe.



HERE COMES A TRAIN

You ever been hit by a train?



BUT THEN AGAIN

I’m not you.



AND SEE THIS IS WHERE

Acupuncture won’t work.



DON’T WANT TO PUSH IT?

I have the playbook.



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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Mind Dump (cont'd)


TODAY’S SHOOT

Interrogates as it unpacks.



INCLUDED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

Kurdish
Hungarian
Chinese
Indian
Malaysian
Tibetan
Haitian
Korean



HEY YOU BILLIONAIRE!

Time to eat!



WATCH OUT

Crazy old white male.
Coming through.
Half Moe.
Half Dan’l Boone.



THE PRODUCER ARRIVES IN HER PAJAMAS

We’re only in rehearsal, but still.



SLOW DOLLY

She and her friend.



PLEASE REMAIN SEATED

As we sing in reverse.



ACTUALLY

It’s the thing.



THE HARDEST PARTNER RUSHES IN

Mockingly echoing the melismatic passages.



AND THE THING IS THAT

We’re in Sitka.



FROM MY PRIVILEGED POSITIONALITY

I’m just a blood clot away.



ACCORDIONS DO THEY CONCLUDE?

Why? Because they had to?



THERE’S NOTHING ON HIS FEED

So I have no idea.



I JUST WONDER IF
.
Monday in St. Pete
Is today or yesterday?



BUT YOU KNOW RIGHT?

They don’t really die.



CRICKETS WITH PERMITS MAY BEGIN AT FIVE A.M.

To where every
Oleander rabbit or
Donkey on a motorbike
Can’t believe their ears.



MELAMINE RISING

Towhee trios doing floor exercises.
A salvation army on trampolines.



THAT’S A “W”

Aplauso.
And I’m shot out.




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