Saturday, September 8, 2018

Molly I Mean

We came upon a bistro hidden in a paseo off the main drag. The place was filled with local graphic artists, sales reps, union people off to work. We jumped to the open deuce by the window. Our server was rapid and vivacious, apologetic about there being no teaspoons. “I hope it doesn’t affect your spinning,” she said. “I hope it doesn’t ruin your day. Some people it does.” 


SOMETHING SORT OF IGNITED IN ME

I cannot deny what I feel deep down.



I SAW YOU CHECKING HER OUT

My first year at Bard.



WE PROBABLY COULD HAVE GOTTEN A LARGE

And split it.



THERE NEVER WAS LIKE A FORMAL

Unveiling, opening, launch or drop.



I CAN’T DECIDE

Whether I like these shoes or not.



ONCE YOU GET IN THE AIR

Once your feet are like here.



AND I LOVE TELLING PEOPLE TOO

I go then they tried killing him
But he wouldn’t stay dead.



TALKING ABOUT

Contact a different office.



BUT IF I HAVE TO SAY ONE THING

He never aggressed.



MORE PEOPLE HAVE DIED THAN ARE CURRENTLY ALIVE

That could change, but not in my lifetime.



I’VE ALWAYS SAID PAIN IS SATAN

Hella paid.



BUT UH

Well yeah um.



ALL SEATS ARE WINDOW SEATS

I guess is the new theory.



HERE’S THE CATCH

Everything.



I GET THAT YEAH

But the thing is.



HE’S ALL MESTIZAJE

I’m like hmpf.



IT’S SIMPLE

Do not eat contaminated fish.
Choose healthy fish.



THERE FOR AWHILE

I was a loose puck in front of the net.



I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY

Somebody’s gotta be first.



HERE

Like this.



I’M LIKE

No I’m like yeah!



OH THERE’S MILLY

There she is.
Molly I mean.


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Saturday, September 1, 2018

Become One with the Two


An airplane can fly from Thailand to Armenia, 3825 miles, in approximately 15-16 hours. But in Los Angeles, you can walk from Thai Town to Little Armenia in 15-16 seconds.


I’VE TAKEN A MILLION CLASSES

But this is like in-depth.



SHE LEFT FOR FIVE DAYS

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday.
Yeah, five days.



NO THAT’S RULE NUMBER ONE

Brand name skin care.



SPRING 2018

Meter readers making their rounds.
Birds tweeting like a president.



SO UM LET’S SEE

What’s 9 percent of 5.4 billion?



YOU GO OUT MAYBE TWO MILES

After the rest stop.



THREE SOLSTICES

Original.
Suprema.
Deluxe.



SOUTH CHINA SEA

Asia #1 pretty.



90-DAY SUPPLY

Mail order.
Or off the corner.



ONE OF THOSE

Is the same as seven of these.



22 SYLLABLES

Landay.



MASTER LOCK COMBINATION

15-28-18.



TRIPLE HOMICIDE

Police arrest naked suspect.



4 DAYS ONLY TO SAVE!

Doors open at 6 a.m.!



A CLASS FIVE RAPIDS OF INFORMATION

Look at her feed.



6, 17, 29, 31, 44, 59

I don’t know if them are winning numbers or not.



PAGEANT ON THE 32ND FLOOR

More than a few semi-finalists.



SEVEN WHICH IS ACTUALLY EIGHT

Two which is actually nine.



548 BROADWAY

Twelve o’clock Mass.



THEY CALL IT 93 MILLION

It’s more like 92.



HE AIN’T NOTHING BUT FOUR

My grandbaby.



IT WASN’T UNTIL I PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER AND CAME UP WITH FIVE

That I became a man.



INFORMED BY

Old Highway 12.



PLANET HOPPING

Save up to 47%.



BECOME ONE

With the two.



CISTERN

First you get yourself a 500-gallon tank.
Then you take and fill it up with 500 gallons of water.



TOP 20 TRENDS

Be the first to comment!



Q3 FORECAST

Six trillion.



FOUR TENS

My work week.



BOX 1 IS DIFFERENT FROM BOX 16?

I don’t know what to tell you.



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