THIS WOMAN I WORK WITH’S GARDEN
Oh god it is beautiful.
YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT ABOUT A COLD UNCARING UNIVERSE
But it’s one of the dogs next door’s birthday today.
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS GET
That little sort of
In your scalp?
THE WINE WAS SENTIMENTAL IN A CHEAP AND DRAMATIC WAY
I was sitting
Just as I am now
Eating wild game jerky
Wondering what the fuck happened.
MY SOURCES ARE TELLING ME
The Pope is really feeling the weight of the brand.
HERE COMES A TRAIN
You ever been hit by a train?
THEN I GET OUT MY PHONE LIKE I’M TAKING A PICTURE
BASICALLY WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS
The deejay drops the needle.
THAT’S LIKE DEJUAN
He totally skipped grad school.
I’M IN SEASON TWO
To the best of my knowledge and belief.
BUT THE ACTUAL I GUESS
See this is where I just don’t know.
I’M CALLING ABOUT MY SON
I want to earlybird him for next season.
SOMETHING BROKE LOOSE
And it decided not to be
A single player game anymore.
IT WASN’T A GOOD MORNING FOR WHITE PRIVILEGE
So I went back to bed.
AND THEN THEY LOSE
To fuckin’ A&M.
WE GREW UP DIFFERENTLY
Our parents didn’t go out during the day.
I MIGHT GO HIT A BUCKET
THEY SAY LOVE IS LIKE SHOOTING A MOVIE
For every few minutes of Action!
There are hours and hours and hours of just waiting around.
WELL AND I HAVE A HIGH FLASHPOINT
I know that about myself.
I PROMISED NOT TO SAY ANYTHING
And here I am telling you.