I landed here
Like the London Bridge landed in Lake Havasu City.
My marital status has not changed.
One minute I am a man of constant scowling
The next judging the Ultimate Sexy Booty Contest.
I have not had a significant change in wealth.
I am half-Croatian, half-Kokopelli,
Whole head of the Joint Task Force on Pranks and Activism.
No children or grandchildren have been born, yet
Like ancient artisans who constructed their own apparatuses
For big butt home workouts it sort of makes me wonder.