Saturday, August 29, 2020

She Would Have Wanted You To

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Thaw your own seafood.
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Disrupt the dichotomies.
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Stop, look and listen before you cross the street.
Learn more.
Copy that.
So do it for her.
Check your phone.

 
© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.







Wednesday, August 26, 2020

I Do Voices

Soothsayers and gainsayers
Yeasayers and naysayers
Nirvana attainers
Crane operators
Oh say can you see sayers
Live streamers
Deep divers
Unpackers
Informers
Convention buckers
Boundary blurrers
Bounty hunters
Plotters and potters
Pilot car drivers
Friends of the court
Friends of the library
Oyster pirates
Gong Show winners
Speedpainters
Real hittas, sultans of swat
Sugar daddies in kilts fishing for sturgeon
Baby mamas giving those bagpipes a hand rubbed wax finish.
Eschatologists on a praise break
People in the other person’s shoes.
And the entire sales team at the #1 volume dealership in North America.

The dear
The darling
The demonic, the philharmonic
The differently abled
The sketchy, the sharp
The sloppy, the choppy
The cutters and pasters
The heavily sedated
The tenured, the at will
The time servers
The good behavers
The due respecters
The teahouse texters
The brainstorm chasers
The stupid haters
The pussy whipped
The tweet-summoned
The polarized
The plagiarized
The plangent
The tangential
The flummoxed
The hollered at
The wrecked, the reckless
My uncle Mal in tech support.

© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.


Saturday, August 22, 2020

If You Value Your LIfe

Railroad car
On a siding in the desert.
Old tags.
Mass for shut ins
Is a powerful plugin
But a mind is a terrible thing to change.
And there he is. 
Crying like a bitch.
Locally heavy at times
And all times are approximate.
Hath not even a short-term rental
Squat to lay his head.

Above, clockwise, from far left:
A punnet of strawberries,
A thimble collection,
St Anthony,
Tall ships,
Prayer flags aflutter,
Basque running sheep,
Treasure chests,
A timetable,
A jury summons,
Mint ginger cake balls,
And a video of Throbbing Gristle.

The medication is kicking in.
Self-prescribed denial.
5000 hours of analysis saved.
Took a victory lap in a chariot pulled by a team of alligators
While forgiving those who have trespassed against me.
Builds trust and engagement.
Everybody has my best interests at heart.
Giraffeck Parque Farmacy:
The nexus of health, value, and happiness
To fill my electronic shopping cart
To make my holidays even more magical!
Strawberry lemonade flavor please.


© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Un Estatus Check


OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE

Shitcanned.


BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT

Trust me.


MUSIQUE REDI-MIX

Iconoclasts grinding on antiquities
Duzza number on places of interest.


PRADA SOCKS, BALENCIAGA SHOES

And a million other things she never knew could never exist.


THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Who’s going to break it to them?


THERE I SAID IT

Jeff fucked JoJo.
And Bjorn.


HI RANDY

You seem like an absolute machine when it comes to creating kickass content!


YOU GUYS GOT INTO MY TRASH

She says to her dogs.
Bad.


HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS

May increase the risk of prolonging life.


CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR

The first thing you think about:
Memeability, or stool DNA.


HI RANDY

I sent you a text.


CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING

Not from concentrate.
Oh the humanities review!


BILL GATES AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH ATM

Two hundred dollars fast cash.
Available balance $43,726,891.53


HOW TO COPE IN TODAY’S DARK AGES

6 turbocharged ways to insert crystal meth into your rectum.
11 amazing arguments in favor of killing your co-workers.
19 head turning tricks for stroking your dick and fingering your ass, posting the video on your private channel with a couple hundred subscribers, and making bank.


FOOD CITY RENAISSANCE

A script being flipped.
No seismic change but a
Definite uptick in passionate diners.


© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

Saturday, August 15, 2020

My Digital Legacy


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“You must stop imagining that posterity will vindicate you, Winston. Posterity will never hear of you. You will be lifted clean out from the stream of history. We shall turn you into gas and pour you into the stratosphere. Nothing will remain of you, not a name in a register, not a memory in a living brain. You will be annihilated in the past as well as in the future. You will never have existed.”  ---- George Orwell: Nineteen Eighty-Four

© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.



Wednesday, August 12, 2020

It's Coming Fire

Wooow time is fly by.
My bff is move to Liverpool.
I go there for a month.
Anyway after the visit , Thanks;(!!!!
BTW I’m excited with it!
I borrow the jacket from my bff.  
My love roommate.
N so 4th.
And I do love her looking actually!
(My ideal girl AF!!)
But also as a person ! ; )!
However … There was no my size of it …
So I gave up to button up .lol
And some people kinda got surprised.
I always love to not let people expect how I am.
Sooner or later people will notice ; ) !
People talked to ME something good . Appreciate ; )

I like this bar’s tender … cute!
I’m NOT lie omg.
I forgot to take a picture of him tho.
Time flied. 
HE do not ceases to mesmerize me.
He exactly make my day special …. !!!!!!!!!
He shared my post, and tagged my FB fan page …. 
This is so tender and sweet . it got me culm down.
I totally forgot about it; ( !!!!!!!   
My heart so happy
That was when I learned one of the most important rules 
I won’t ever forget til this day.
Always! bring your gear.
What’s in my bag??? ,lol
Too many interesting things are gonna be happened !!!
It’s coming fire … ;;
That's wussup!!!!!!!!!! 




© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.




Saturday, August 8, 2020

What the Burner Phone Says to Me


To where a towhee
Trapped in the toolshed
Tossing tercets

Reading riot: the act.
100 anarchists seated virus style
Golf balls in a vacant lot.

Super thoughts of the envious west,
In some art brut way,
You are the best.

The cradle finna
Down come baby
There is no winner.

Ardent eyes in
Free play frenzy
You have to rock to hypothesize.

A side of Jeffrey seldom seen,
Then another lover
In this electronic age,

One who finds paradise barely tolerable
Whole cultures going through the motions
To where he's gotten motion sickness.

Their primary residence
A binary residence,
Their go no go.

They believe in gasoline.
Acolytes first, then the religion,
Then the gasoline.

That’s what the burner phone says to me.
Hi you guys. Thanks you guys.
Sorry killed buzz surprise.


© 2020 Randy Stark

Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Saturday, August 1, 2020

Teevee Nooz


Teevee nooz beatna pony dead.

Delivered a video to the head.

The treehouse is out of order.

The senate stands aghast.

The penguin took a knee.

The president is an ass.



I swallowed the story hook

Line and fast breeder reactor.

From pillow to blogpost,

A ghost aghast,

From chill pill to kill pill;

People of the old bullion unmasked.



All the news that travels fast

On T-shirts, Twitter, Instagram

Tasked with upskilled Q&A:

What I mean by dis is: Wassa dat?

A lapless low cut pattern interrupt?

A laugh track for the Stanley Cup?



My scene and modes of mattering

And this mandate ugly inside turned out

Draw decidedly back to amoeba existence.

Now my good credit don’t mean shit.

I’m not comfortable using my left foot for shoves.

Now who the fuck is this?



Weatherman calling for crinkle cut fries,

Crape myrtle trees, platform shoes.

There you have it. but not your size.

Mazy plot, frame out of true,

Whole black beans, green chiles diced,

I am that I am, now back to you.



 
© 2020 Randy Stark

Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.