ppcocaine vs. Frank Gehry.
On center ice.
Arguably the world’s greatest food city.
It’s still unclear who is No. 1.
THE PACKAGE OF BEEF JERKY
Is this it?
No that’s chips.
But when that didn’t happen
I’m like oh maybe,
So I started looking in my car.
I thought maybe it was in my car.
THAT SMELLS REALLY GOOD
Smells like my guy’s cologne.
He’s a tree guy.
But it’s more than just the tree.
If it were just the tree
That’d be one thing.
THE BANK FORECLOSES ON BARBIE’S DEAMHOUSE
Lightning jumps out from behind the couch.
Helicopters hover motherfuckaciously.
IT’S WEIRD BECAUSE
That time in Pismo.
JUST WHEN EVERYTHING’S A MILESTONE
Shit I don’t have my phone.
IT USED TO BE A CARL’S JR.
But they turned it into a Señor Phở.
HOW TO BE AN INFLUENCER
Shake that booty pie!