FOND MEMORIES
I wouldn’t know a fond memory if it bit me in the ass.
TRAFFIC ADVISORY
Hell’s HOV lane
Closed for re-intentioning
FAST FROZEN FANTASIES
Every night when I pack
My lunch for work the next day
I leave one out to defrost.
SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY REPORT
A train is on time.
NEXT STOP
Maybe.
DID YOU?
We were going to try to do it when we were in Sedona that year.
SAD SIGHTING
Big Foot down in the mouth.
LANYARD-BADGED LUNCHING
The complete beginner’s guide
WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO IS
I have never known a waist more voluptuous and supple.
ON THE SHITTER
Taking a triage.
ROBOT STATE OF EMERGENCY
Suicide attempts spur plan.
FOR WITHOUT THEM, WHERE WOULD ANY OF US BE?
In the Home Goods section, that’s where.
NON-SEARCHABLE DATABASE
That sucks, like a Hoover vacuum
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