A&T

 

A DOLLOP OF YEAST ON A GNU’S BEARD 

And you could be the owner of an exclusive handbag!

 

THE TEASE 

Goldfinch in the rosemary.

Hummingbirds at the purple sage.

 

A NEW YEAR MEANS MORE REWARDS 

Arrive. Dine. Play. Stay.

And be white about it.

 

THE LAST TEMPTATION CENTER 

We waive the fees!

 

A BLAND EDEN 

Book early.

Cancel anytime.

 

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER 

Pentagons, octagons, ziggurats.

 

A WETLANDS 

Pronounced har yu.

 

THE MONKS OF THE MONASTERY OF BRO TOTALLY 

Beautiful on the inside and the outside.

 

A LOT WITH LOTS OF OCELOTS 

He don’t need to come back here.

He’s got all his homeboys out there.

 

THE REVEAL 

Capture points plotted with sidewalk chalk.

 

A GOOD SHOOT 

Worthy of the name.

Made some noise.

 

THE COMMON TATER 

I commentate, therefore I am

A common tater.

 

A SQUIRREL CHIRPS IN SPANISH 

“And you think my shit raggedy?”

 

 

 

© 2021 Randy Stark

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Embodied Practices

 

"Vampire," by Edvard Munch

CAN’T SEEM TO LET YOU GO 

My body is dematerializing.

My car is disintegrating.

And still they call it felony evading.

 

THAT’S CUTE 

What is it?

 

TESTING TESTING 1-2-3 

Is there a She-Ra in the house?

 

EMBODIED PRACTICES 

I’ve been single all my life.

She married the same man three times.

 

PISSING ON PAYWALLS

So gangster and chill.

In subzero temperatures.

It freezes as soon as it hits.

 

AND I THOUGHT 

Of all the times.

 

OTHER THAN THAT 

To be honest

It’s just hey.

 

IS THERE A LIMIT? 

No there is no limit.

 

PRIVILEGING SUCCESS 

Ranked #1.

 

DON’T HANG ON THAT 

And that’s why.

Right there.

 

TAKE IT DOWN 

Like let it be up for three days

And then take it down.

 

YEAH BUT SEE 

If I just do…

If I just...Wow!

Did you see that?

 

SO FUNNY 

I saved my mother’s chonklas

In order to self harm.

She delivered her own elbow smash.

Four million grandkids

 

THERE’S A VIDEO 

That’s nothing but trash

Trucks. He loves it.

 

I MAY HAVE SAID THIS ALREADY BUT 

It’s not too late to save.

 

 

© 2021 Randy Stark

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I Love That This is a Thing

MARKED MAN

Bullseye on my back,

Bounty on my head,

And an ex on my ass.

 

HERMOSA BEACH

Forward slash nice wezza,

Forward slash cute dogz.

 

ZOOM SEX

A series of burns.

 

APRIL PARTNER OFFERS BRING MAY

Earn after spending promos.

 

HELLA FULL MOON 

Double the madness.

 

THREE EASY STEPS 

You show up,

You test,

You go on your way.

 

BIKINI BOWFISHING 

I love that this is a thing.

 

CAMELS AND ZEBRA 

Stay standing longer with anti-fatigue mats.

 

FIRST DAY OF SPRING 

Where’s my VapoRub Plus?

 

GLOBAL MARKETING ANALYST 

Never had no formal training.

 

RUSSIAN VODKA WITH MEXICAN 7 UP 

To help you crush your wellness routine.

 

BATTLE CRY 

Look at me!

 

POET LAUREATE 

Is this seat taken?

 

MUSTARD SEEDS 

Limit two.

 

AFK 

Ink pen, cocktail napkin, college ruled.

 

FUTURE TENSE 

I’m not tense now,

But I will have been.

 

THE WORLD I LIVE IN 

Hate = Virus.

Love = Vaccine.

 

EGG 

Pre-deboned chicken.

 

© 2021 Randy Stark

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My books are available on Amazon. 

Special First Tuesday Shop Talk

Today from Head Light:

Shop Talk — Write Up The Road Media

The Influencer

 

Utami Hayashishita, photo by Dynamite Kansai

Drinking a smoothie, reading her device.

Stabs the straw right into her forehead.

Grimaces like a large metal wash basin.

It’s funny because like

Her livestream is so perfect.

I touched her, she felt like a screen.

Though I never forewarn a screen

That I’m going to touch it.

You can’t be too careful or correct.

Mere affection is so suspect these days.

“I’ll wrestle with you in strength of love.”

Made her laugh and bounce on the seat.

She’s thicc, but it’s all cloud storage.

Super self-aware, super cute and extra,

Smart, strong and bold.

Her legs a visionary pairing.

Her body a recharging station.

She influences me to hit Enter.

Wedge pillows and pillow rolls.

Dakimakura and bolsters.

The bed is a map of the Tokyo subway system.

We've got all-line passes.

Willing to shed tears on a first date.

Super huge fans of relentless.

 

(Quote from Antony and Cleopatra, by William Shakespeare)

© 2021 Randy Stark

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My books are available on Amazon.

Oh, What a Time!

A little while ago I thought it was Friday night.

Just now I thought it was Sunday night.

It’s actually Tuesday night.

PDT.

Here’s today’s post from WUTR:

Two poems with longish titles — Write Up The Road Media

Here’s a photo by Allen J. Schaben

from a Los Angeles Times article about cruising in the San Fernando Valley.

Get the photo and zoom in. It's great. Such life! I emailed him a kudo. 

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Ask Evonne

ZEUS 

Satchmo in Greek.

 

LUCIE GREEN 

Leasing agent.

 

JESUS SET ME FREE 

If you’d be so kind.

 

TERI AVILA 

She’s chubby but she works out.

 

MY COUSIN DERRELL 

I don’t want to say he got a girl pregnant,

But he did.

 

ARIADNE 

Follow the thread.

 

BILLY 

He’ll come right out and tell you

He played with dolls as a kid.

Imagine what his girlfriend’s Mom thought.

 

CECILIA 

Good for her, man.

If it makes her happy,

Good for her

 

GREGORY SAN MATEO 

I wrote porno movie reviews for a porno magazine.

My girlfriend was the editor.

Her sister was an actress.

Hi-jinks ensued.

 

KHADY 

University professor,

Instagram fitness model.

One urge leading to the next.

Salary plus tenure equals merch.

 

JAELYN’S ANOTHER ONE 

Oh, she will.

She’s just like her mother.

Her mother was like that.

 

THE JUDGEMENT OF PARIS 

Safe!

 

ASK EVONNE 

It’s whatever Evonne wants.

 

WALT 

Walt won’t wait, where

We will.

© 2021 Randy Stark

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My books are available on Amazon.