The
university’s immediate response to the happy news regarding their physics
department faculty member was displayed on every one of the traffic message
boards saturating the campus roadways, thick as bees:
NOBEL LAUREATE
SHUJI NAKAMURA
CONGRATS
Congrats. That’s how we talk to our Nobel Prize winners.
I’m surprised the third line wasn’t CONGRATS DUDE.
This
verbal slovenliness brings me to related subjects, ubiquitous, lately, in
literary journals, namely: the rotting
of culture; the death of civilization; the demise of books, the profaning of
reading, and how the internet and social media have caused the juvenilization,
if not the complete degradation of human thought, and the concomitant threat to
the new population of dimwits posed by armies of robots with artificial
intelligence. Of course, an addled
citizenry is nothing new; the Lord God, back in the day, expressed to the
prophet Jonah His sympathy toward the pitiful inhabitants of the great,
beautiful city of Ninevah, people who “cannot discern between their right hand
and their left hand.”
But there is a new hotness among public intellectuals to describe ever more ardently the stomping
classical culture has been getting, a swollen circus parade of articles having
appeared recently, in serious but not strictly academic journals, by writers
sore displeased (or so they lead us to believe) about the dumbing down of public
discourse, hissing and wagging their heads over the technology-enforced obsolescence
of the Gutenberg-style reading, the decreasing aptitude for critical thinking, the increasing inability to focus for longer than a few minutes, or 140 words, on any one subject, be it
physics or Miley Cyrus, and the dangers these trends are presenting to democracy, or human being as we know it. (Sometimes the complainers seem suspect,
vested interests seeking to maintain their snotty elitist New York City-centric
publishing privilege; well, my work is available on Amazon, same as Philip Roth’s.) Thus and regardless, there’s little doubt: the end is near. And it could be as soon as next week.
That’s
a shame about physical books going the way of dinosaurs. Somebody will have to be the last person on
Earth to know what the poet Elizabeth Bishop was talking about:
“Open the book.
(The gilt rubs off the edges
of the pages and
pollinates the fingertips.)”
Of
course poetry was a hard sell even in civilization’s (and publishing’s) halcyon
days. But, Elizabeth Bishop, she writes
some nice lines; here are a few, randomly chosen from her collected poems:
“Four deer
practiced leaping over your fences.”
“The bull-frogs
are sounding,
slack strings
plucked by heavy thumbs…”
“The beach
hisses like fat…”
“The world is a
mist…”
And
on this one she was describing a large, old fish, a veteran, with hooks from
past escapes ingrown into its mouth and with strands of broken fishing line
still attached:
“Like medals
with their ribbons
frayed and
wavering,
a five-haired
beard of wisdom
trailing from
his aching jaw.”
Back at the university, 24 hours later, the three lines on all the traffic message boards had returned
to their previous verbiage:
NO VISITOR PARKING
11 PM TO 6 AM
7 DAYS A WEEK