Tuesday, March 17, 2015

A Regular Boys' Haircut


It’s production time again; a new book. Almost all of the posts for the last three months will be included, plus material exclusively for the e-book, and, just to take it over the top, there’ll be photographs by Neil Novello.  The tome is scheduled to drop by Memorial Day, at the blow-out price of $2.99.  (Might be the) title chapter is below. 



IF “NO RARER THAN FREQUENTLY” (GERTRUDE STEIN)

Then why sudden dunes?


YOU’RE THE WOMAN I LOVE AND CARE ABOUT

And you’re going to pull this shit?


I STILL WANT FLAVOR

I hate it when it’s just spicy
And you don’t taste anything.


TWO PEAS IN

Unstoppable?


TWO YEARS AGO

Yeah no no that’s true.


MAISEY’S GONE THROUGH 15 COUCHES

Hold on don’t leave yet, Darve.


UZURI

My favorite.
Of the African blends.


THEY SAID WE NEED TO DO GROUP

I said I don’t want to do group.


LOST IN THE DROP DOWNS

I have the right to remember.


SUNRISE ATOP THE PLATEAU

Powdered wigs and tumbleweeds.
A flock of white grand pianos.


THE POLISH THERAPIST

She starts muttering.


THEY GET SO

At the moment, yeah.


TALKING ABOUT

He’s trying to make a payment arrangement.


THE DAY AFTER SUNDAY IS TUESDAY

That would be the only thing.


DUDE I DON’T EVEN

It was like a little table in the corner.


YEAH YEAH

The answer’s yeah.


¡HOLA!

Not all snakes are scary.


THE TRUTH IS UH

Yeah.


NO NO NO NO

Not the big blue one.


WHAT’S INTERESTING IS THAT

That’s her dad.


I SAID THERE YOU GO JERRY

And I fucking went to sleep.


DON’T CALL ME A BITCH

Motherfucker.


BUT IN THE END

The Lord had a different plan and took him home.




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