Sunday, September 20, 2015

Market Deli


IN WHAT LOOKS LIKE MY MOBILE PRESENCE

Acupuncture
Market Deli
Foot reflexology
Income tax
Yoga
Water
Donuts
Dry cleaning
Poetry


MARKET DELI

They’re super friendly.
Billions of satisfied customers.


SUMMER CLEARANCE

Lowest prices of the year.


POUND AND A HALF

Just like this.


FOR HER

Playing cards and rum.


EXTRA STRENGTH

With sparkling stain fighters.


SHE THINK THIS A HANDCLAPPING STORE?

That girl gets kind of scattered.


COMMUNITY BOARD

Free tapirs.
My husband will kill me.


SPRING MAGIC POWER

Laundry detergent.
32 loads.


OUT WHERE I LIVE IT’S SAV-MART

Sav-Mart.
Sav-Mart.
Sav-Mart.


DANTE’S PRESCHOOL TEACHER

Said Dante is going to do
Something exceptional in his life.


I ASKED THE CASHIER

How to apply for a job. 
She said through the computer.
It’s the only way.


MALE WANTING TO RIDE

On back seat of motor bike.
Or be a male biker’s companion.


AND WHAT I’M DOING NOW IS

I’m yeah.
I just uh.


CUSTOMER SERVICE

Aisle 9.


AND DO YOU HAVE

Flavored cream cheese?


TITLEIST 4

Dad pushing a wide stroller.
Triplets.


175! HOLY SHIT!

I mean you talk about a numbers game.


YOU KNOW I WAS GOING TO

Look in my phone and see
If I had your contact information.


METATREAT

Everything your pet needs to stay wild.


I THINK JAVIER

Javier’s at that awkward stage.


LET ME GRAB THAT

Real quick.


THE BEST BORSCHT IN THE WORLD

I eat it all the time for lunch.


WE MAKE IT

Just for you.


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