Saturday, June 18, 2016

I'm Sitting There Going What?


DID YOU HEAR ABOUT

The guy who was killed
On the expressway
When a truck crossed over the median?
That was my dental hygienist’s
Sister-in-law’s boyfriend’s stepbrother.


WE DON’T HAVE ANY MORE VANILLA?

I thought I seen some.


I’M

Look.
You.
It's just.


MINIATURE HORSES?

No, they split up.


OR ANYONE

Or very few.
Or they learned it in school.


HE KEPT NOT PAYING

Not paying.
Not paying.


ONE IS NOW IN IRAN

Another in Vietnam.
And the third in Mexico.


BUT ANYWAY I PRETTY MUCH

I’m sitting there going what?


NO NO NO NO NO

That was.
Uh.
That was.


THERE’S A STORY BEHIND WHY

But I don’t feel like telling it.


I HAVE TO WATCH WHAT I PUT ON

But no.
That ointment?
Cleared it right up.


HI THERE

I’m sorry to bother you at work.
I was just so shocked.


IT’S BEAUTIFUL

That whole stretch.
In stretches.


THIRTY-FIVE MAYBE

Maybe.


IT BENDS

But yeah.


ANYWAY SO

No.


YEAH A LOT OF PEOPLE DO

I work with.


YOU CAN ALWAYS DELETE IT

But yeah.


THAT’S WHAT I WAS THINKING BECAUSE LIKE

You know what I could do on that is uh.


AND I DID

I made sure.


NO YOU KNOW WHAT?

Let me get a coffee.


LAST TIME I TALKED TO HIM

I go be careful.


OK SO UH

What I’m going to do is.


WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS

You know where the money goes.


AND I GUESS THEY ARE

But it’ll be three to four weeks.


NO, WE HAVE A WHOLE THING

Of cheese puffs at home.









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