Saturday, September 17, 2016

No Ordinary Sailing


CONGRATULATIONS

You’ve been preselected!


CAN WE DO IT WHEN WE GET OFF THE LIKE

Oh but he wants to uh.


IT’S WEIRD

It’s weird.
It’s like.
Weird.
You know?


HE WAS ASKED HEY WAIT A MINUTE

What about Jerzy?


ARE YOU HERE FOR A WEEK

Or a month?
Or both?


AND THAT’S THE THING

You know?


I BOUGHT A LOTTERY TICKET

To eat it and get high.


HE IS

Very nice.
Very gentle.


IT WORKED ONCE BEFORE

With a scratcher.


BY LAW YOU NEED TO

Whether or not.


BUT I TELL YOU WHAT

Most people really feel.


ARE YOU?

Can you?


RIGHT YEAH

But I mean.


WELL I TOLD THEM

What happened is.


THEY ASKED ME THEY SAID UH

Oh well no, they wouldn’t say.


SHE GOT A JOB

The sister did.


I ALWAYS

There’s so much.


BUT IT’S A MATTER OF

You know.


WHY?

Why would she have a melt down?
Oh.
Oh.


PROBABLY BY THE TIME YOU ADD IT ALL UP

Two-thirds.


I’M SO NOT LIKE THAT

And she is.


I HEARD TODAY

Jerzy told me.


IF YOU’RE SCRAMBLING

The last thing you need is.


THEY TRIED TO

Hang me basically completely out to dry.


THE REAL QUESTION IS YEAH

Why’d it take so long?


YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING ME

I know.
I know.
Get in the car.


I THOUGHT IT WAS THE LAW

It is the law.




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