I tell them I got my start hauling sod out of south
Florida.
Never went to school or anything.
I had
planned on trying
Hauling
seasonal fruit
But my deal at home changed.
KEEP
SMILE
Because
it sweet.
But no
to sweet.
SUDDENLY I WASN’T GETTING ANY LOADS
17 jaw dropping signs you’re about to puke in your
poke bowl.
SHE
SPEAKS PERFECT ENGLISH
But she says to me
I am so amazed of this.
This
needs settle.
It break my heart.
Needs to
be fixed some things.
It give
me headache.
JESUS
MUSIC
Somebody
ain’t sangin’.
RAYING
DOWN THE RAW
Your hair’s falling
out, your dick only works with other women,
And your Twitter game isn’t that good either.
POINT
BEING?
Point
being,
You arl
a rooser.
THE
LAUNCH
I
was like I fucking told you don’t throw that fucking shit at me.
I
had just drunken like two cartons of fucking milk.
Darla asked me to have sex with her pregnant girlfriend
Because nobody else would.
That’s all it was, a favor.
She
threw it.
I
launched.
Not
even regular spit, a fucking loogie.
She
had that fucking look on her face,
Like
did that just fucking happen?
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Take
care of yourself—you deserve it.
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IF THINGS SLOW DOWN ANYMORE
I’ll just get a flatbed
And go back to hauling lumber and oil field pipe.
I still have all of my flatbed gear.
© 2020 Randy Stark