Wednesday, August 19, 2020

Un Estatus Check


OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE

Shitcanned.


BE THE FIRST TO COMMENT

Trust me.


MUSIQUE REDI-MIX

Iconoclasts grinding on antiquities
Duzza number on places of interest.


PRADA SOCKS, BALENCIAGA SHOES

And a million other things she never knew could never exist.


THE AMERICAN PEOPLE

Who’s going to break it to them?


THERE I SAID IT

Jeff fucked JoJo.
And Bjorn.


HI RANDY

You seem like an absolute machine when it comes to creating kickass content!


YOU GUYS GOT INTO MY TRASH

She says to her dogs.
Bad.


HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS

May increase the risk of prolonging life.


CLEAN UP ON AISLE FOUR

The first thing you think about:
Memeability, or stool DNA.


HI RANDY

I sent you a text.


CREATIVE JUICES FLOWING

Not from concentrate.
Oh the humanities review!


BILL GATES AT THE DRIVE-THROUGH ATM

Two hundred dollars fast cash.
Available balance $43,726,891.53


HOW TO COPE IN TODAY’S DARK AGES

6 turbocharged ways to insert crystal meth into your rectum.
11 amazing arguments in favor of killing your co-workers.
19 head turning tricks for stroking your dick and fingering your ass, posting the video on your private channel with a couple hundred subscribers, and making bank.


FOOD CITY RENAISSANCE

A script being flipped.
No seismic change but a
Definite uptick in passionate diners.


© 2020 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

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