Checking and checking and checking.
THE HANDWRITING ON THE WALL
Is I don’t have premium.
I’m a block of suet in a cage.
Birds peck at me like Roman numerals.
How many of the 17 avenues in Monopoly can U name?
TWO CANS OF SOUP
That’s what anger can do:
Make you crazy. Who goes to Walmart
Just to buy two cans of soup?
I believe in what I call
Of her entertainment philosophy.
Deadly nightshade is actually just rude more than anything.
And dead man’s curve is a straightaway.
Your activation is required.
It’s on the truck.
Home from skoo.
TWO HOURS OF HOLIDAY PAY
The lady goes it’s clearly stated in the handbook.
I told her oh no I researched it.
I told her I said I’m calling the labor board.
I mean yeah in a way it’s kind of neat.
Definitely a total niche thing.
I haven’t worn this in forever.
These I never wore.
Is my identity now at risk after holiday shopping?
DREAM COME TRUE
I’ve always wanted to live in a shithole country.
Now thanks to your ass
USA USA USA.
I’ll take the two eggs, half waffle, half armadillo.
The armadillo real crisp. It'll break if you drop it.
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