Saturday, February 27, 2021

What Can I Make Fresh for You Today?

WORDSWORTH IN HEMET

More than warbling, I daresay.
It was kind of like weird.


WHAT MOSES SAID

If you choose to play by fantasy rules
Be ready for what you aren’t expecting.


NEXT LEVEL SANTA

Treated like Caesar.
Wearing a mask.
Hitting a bucket of balls.
Gravity has mass.


I AM SHOUVIK

I think to myself sometimes wow.


BRENDA

I loved that little Brenda.


BACK ON DAYS

Hi my name’s Alexis what can I make fresh for you today?


POOR PIETRO

He’s a mess.


MILDRED

She looks terrible.


THERE’S NO JESSICA

In Romeo and Juliet.


THE ARNOLD SCHOENBERG EXPERIENCE – LIVE!

“Here’s a thing we like to call Pierre R.”


I MEET WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE UNIVERSE

Your name never comes up.


TERESA

Sit yourself down here.
Make yourself at home.
Teresa, where do you hail from?


JACK BUDDHIST

It’s mine.


KANONI

She likes that fancy butter.


WE’RE FACING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, RANDY

I hate when people say my name that way.


HANK AARON

If I could write 755 home run poems
I’d be existential.

 

© 2021 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

1 comment:

  1. I liked all of these. They work well together. Favorites: Hank Aaron, We're Facing An Existential..., Kanoni, I Meet With The Most Important...,Next Level Santa, and What Moses Said.

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