Saturday, March 27, 2021

Living in the Intermediate World

 JESUS LOVES YOU

He just doesn’t remember your name.


WHERE I GET MY HAIR CUT

They changed barbers.
It’s all women.


COMPARING

McDonald’s fries to Wendy’s fries
Is apples and oranges.


HAZARDING A GUESS

The baby daddy is the mother?


THE OPEN GATE

The gate has been open quite some time now,
But the view hasn’t exactly been of
Your ass driving up the driveway.


DUH

I want my financial advisor to live better than I do.


THIS IS A SPECIAL REPORT

Syrup or jelly?


ME NEITHER

When I bought mine
I didn’t know what I was buying.


CELEBRATED STREAMER

Hi guys.


NOW OPEN

Free beverage.
Free wings.
Great gas prices.
Visit today!


THE OTHER COUPLE HERE AT THE LODGE

Hog farmers from France.


ADJUSTING THE ANGST

There should be a little thing there.
There’s also a little button.


LIVING IN THE INTERMEDIATE WORLD

I just saved
USD$15.00
Va va voom!


BUT THANKS FOR ASKING

She’s buried up at the top of the hill.
Her choices are limited
Is how she’s doing.


AND I TOLD HIM I SAID

Y’all got anything y’all want to add?


BIRDS AT THEIR BATH

Drinking their reflections.


ODE TO MY PLAN

The Devil thought she had me
But I got away
By dint of talk, text & data.


TENDER AND JUICY

Albeit inchoate and labile.


KEEP PADDLING

I’ll check my credit score.
You keep paddling.


Please visit my website at www.randystark.com and my page at Write Up The Road.

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