I've heard the names

 

Labor Day weekend party for trowels

KAYDEE AND KIONA

You were good babies.

Other women would come up

Oh I just want to hold them

And they would dance around with you.

MR ZIP

Shotcaller.

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU’RE NOT TELLING US?

Continued Connie.

MORPHO THE HUMAN PROBLEM SOLVER

I know he sticks in all y’alls craws.

ST. SEBASTIAN THE ANTI-VAXXER

These martyrs sometimes

They force you to

Hunt them down

And stab them,

Stab and stab and stab them.

ST. CATHERINE THE MISSER OUTER

Never had McDonald’s.

NAFEESA’S GOING TO SEE HAMILTON

Actually, she wanted to see Wicked.

WHERE’S QUENTIN?

Quentin needed bait.

THE LATINX MARX

On Ethnonymical Fetishism.

MACHIAVELLI ADDENDUM

Toss ‘em a national holiday.

MISS MANNERS IS STRUGGLING TO REMEMBER

It’s somewhere in her phone.

JOHANNES

I was so mad, I was calling him Ludwig.

SVANA

You automatically think

Oh my gosh.

She must be an Olympic athlete.

TRASH DAY

Morning Al.

Morning Akeem.

 

 

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