Friday, September 10, 2021

Small World

 


















THE DEVIL YOU DON’T

He walks in
And I’m like
Oh hell no.


UMM HMM

And I mentioned your name.


FOR HIM

For him and for her.


DUDE

Went from backhoe operator to lead man on the job.
Thing is he can’t put two and two together.


SMALL WORLD

I said to her, “Men can be a-holes.”
“Oh,” she replied. “You know my ex-husband.”


MARRYING A VEGETARIAN

The only difference will be your meat.
So yes, your together awaits.


SHE TEXTED ME YESTERDAY

And said she wanted to stop by.
I said no.


HIS REAL DAD

Played Tarzan on TV.


MOMMY’S SO PROUD OF YOU

When I said it’s time to go
You didn’t throw a fit!
That’s a good boy.




 © 2021 Randy Stark

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1 comment:

  1. Gem Worthy. Enjoyed them. Just a thought, but I wonder if an article in the Funny Times from you adapting some of these and others...for example Small World, His Real Dad, and Dude.

    Idea is half baked...get back when I have the recipe.

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