Saturday, February 26, 2022

Share With Us


















You know how when you hit the back of your head
And everything goes to the front
In a musk ox stampede?

So take us through timing belt specials.
Do we have to set our clocks back or something?
Is that the Disney bundle?

I'd love to hear more about 
Positive thinking in subzero temperatures
Mazurkas, poemes & impromptus.

If you go down to da reeever
Ees eet herd immunity or tinning the herd?
What should be my level of concern?

Share with us 18 million coffee beans
Freshly ground, freshly brewed
Serves how many perfect cups?

Talk a little bit about the  
Meditation garden gate being padlocked
Tell us why people sleep outside like exposed pipes.

Aren’t they aware today is street sweeping day?
Don’t they know time’s running out
To give to the annual matching grant fund drive?



© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.
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Saturday, February 19, 2022

Now Nobody Can Taste Anything



















The Biden administration needs to provide enough acorn squash
Or butternut squash "for all American families to be able to eat
Twice a week, every week." Acorn squash or butternut squash.
"It needs to become the norm," she says.

These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA

JOHN WAYNE GACY

Remember him? He became an artist, too, after he retired. He missed out on an opportunity to dance with “Ellen” though because her show didn’t come on the air until many years after he was executed for his crimes.

Here’s some bio info and a sales catalogue for his work.


IT IS TIME (by Kamala Harris)

It is time for us to do
What we have been doing.
And that time is every day.
Every day it is time.



 

 

 

 

 

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My books are available on Amazon.

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Saturday, February 12, 2022

Two Love Poems

artwork by Odilon Redon


















AMOR Y AMISTAD

Damas para caballeros.
Soy cariñosa.

Caballeros para damas.
Me gusta la música.

Damas para damas.
XXX-rated pulsepounder.

Caballeros para caballeros.
Yo vivo en Vista.


AT THE CAFÉ RENOIR

She was smoking hot.
Her mother named her after a comet.
Great legs, great body.
Shorts and a tank top.
An ass like prize money.
It’s still the best bumping ring I have ever been in.
It’s been a year since we broke up.
The best metal stairs I’ve ever had my head slammed into.
Scary shit sure but hey. 
Turnbuckles are available.


© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.
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Saturday, February 5, 2022

No Gaffing

 















(gaff:  give a flying fuck)

Here I am,
Living like royalty,
Royalty in exile,
But royalty.

Bouncy castle keeper needed for 
Half day, ¾ day of
Peace and freedom, a party;
Cheer and tumbling experience a plus.

Juliet balconies, 
Jack and Jill bathrooms,
Plus a 52-piece chemistry set
In case push comes to shove.

This evening’s light, 
A nice pinot grigio from Argentina,
It interrogates as it situates.
No revolution without a wine club.

The bottom line here is look.
We are the world, right?
If traffic’s heavy
Take the Dauphine.



© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.
#randystarkpoet