Friday, July 22, 2022


You know what I said
To him I said Tobias I said
Human being is dependent upon many things,
Chief among them:
Food, water and cell phone.
Plus, players clubs and mobile flash sales,
Sound baths and thermal pools,
Pet spas and detailing,
DJs and photo booths,
Patient portals and installation views,
Carryalls and clutches but
Only from the most coveted designers,
Clean title, custom cash,
Low miles, killer deals.
That being said

I told him I go look.
I am a product of my times.
I wish everything was doctor formulated,
Clinically proven, recommended #1.
I wish all cafes offered Puppacinos
With harpistry beyond angelic
And deeply inspiring mugs.
I wish Green Monday was every day.
And today especially.
It’s time to start getting rewarded
By activating those cardholder perks!
Experience that high-end chic coastal ambiance!
Or the privacy of your dreams!
And we are streaming...right?
And he’s all Yeah.

© 2022 Randy Stark
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  1. There’s a cross between a standup and the town manager in Our Town

    When read aloud it’s got rhythm it’s got bounce.

    Neil D.