Saturday, August 27, 2022

Taking Care of Biniss


BIG SHOPPING DAY

Dude rushes me in the parking lot.
Democracy is in peril!
I’m like, man don’t come up on me like that.


CLASSIC MARKETING

The demand for quartets
By Dmitri Shostakovich 
Transcribed and arranged
For ice cream truck
Continues unabated.


CASH ONLY

I remember being like
I want to shop her style.
And she was like
¿Mande? O sí,
Solamente tú,
Pero cash only.


#1 RECOMMENDED EMERGENCY BLANKET

The only emergency blanket
For what you have no idea is about to hit you
And fuck you the fuck up.
Prices slightly higher in Canada.


CUSTOMERS WHO BOUGHT THIS ALSO BOUGHT

Seamless integrations.
Personalized efficiency.
Enterprise grade technology.
A new iPhone.
And for lunch sun dried tomato pesto pasta.




© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.



Friday, August 26, 2022

THE INSIDE SPILL

Sufrd minimalism 4
Over a yar (kild a bar)

Near real-time was the 
Best I could hope 4.

Slept like a goddam bedridden chandelier.
Combed my hair with a fucking recliner.

Scratched my ass with a baseball cap.
Hit the streets in unauthorized footwear.

Was it bitchin because I didn’t die?
Or was it bitchin because I almost did?

Now I am multidisciplinary and multifaceted.
The hard bop idiom remains my practice.

Joie di vivre ain’t the only rock boring tool 
I bring to the mattress.



© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.




Thursday, August 25, 2022

No To Do Ta Da


I WANT TO BE IMMORTALIZED
 
By Reese Witherspoon.
Don’t you?
And to see how
She makes the role her own.


PIXILATION (from Paradise Lost, by John Milton)

“forest side”
“faery elves”
“the moon”  
“arbitress”


I AM A RADICAL FEMINIST

Say sources close to me
But unauthorized to discuss matters publicly.


MY PRONOUNS

You, and fuck you.


HAIKU

Hold music scrolling
Nature abhors emojis
You know what fuck you


DOWNSIDE OF ENDLESS TO DO 

No time for ta da.
No to do ta da. 


IT IS WHAT IT IS

And that’s a true story.


BUT UH

Exactly: but uh.




© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.


Sunday, August 21, 2022

Always Fair Weather


HISTORICAL NOTE

On September 25th, 1513, Randy Núñez de Stark stepped from the courtesy shuttle, walked across the street, and discovered the Pacific Ocean. 


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Randy, you’re eligible to activate
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Randy, it’s time you took advantage
Randy, this is your chance to win
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Randy, you’re preapproved
Randy, you qualify 
Randy, discover the latest in deals and entertainment
Randy, score some big wins
Randy, your e-statement is ready
Randy, there’s still time to save


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© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.


Saturday, August 20, 2022

I WONDER

How can I make my second home dreams a reality?
Or choose an all-inclusive resort?
Did Covid compromise our sense of smell?
Are you doing the Polo Classic this year?
Have you ever dived into a casserole?
What about the shocking split that divided Hollywood?
Or today’s mortgage rates?
What’s your definition of modernity?
Are you in a couple looking for a third?
Why are French troops in Mali?
How can roller derby be reimagined?
What summer was that?


Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.

 

 


Friday, August 19, 2022

LET’S PUT THAT OCEAN NOTION IN MOTION

Where identitarian formations
Eschew overwrought energies 
And undergird generative methodologies
The only other reason to check a mirror
Is to convince myself 
I’m not an unauthorized individual,
Or individuals, 
Or a deer in the headlights of the car behind me.

When suddenly a Marimba ring tone
With goo-goo haiku eyes,
Says I love your notion
There’s a lot of water in the ocean.
No later than does not apply.
The reason for this is simple.
The bedding below decks beckons, 
Let’s put that ocean notion in motion!

A hankering itch, a force majeure.
Clashing crashing throwing off Higgs Bosons
Like glitter and confetti in a pride parade.
With NFT’s for brains and
Body language over all our faces,
The sex is unprecedented,
Historic, sweeping, and transformational.
I don’t care what anybody says.



© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.


Thursday, August 18, 2022

BUILDING E

What we have done we have
Made them feel like they have
Tried something new and different,
Something super rare, 
Super deluxe.
They have experienced 
Building E
And boosted their discoverability.

I look at him.
I look at her.
He’s like all proud.
She’s like let’s celebrate.
I’m all let’s not.
She’s like should we be concerned?
I’m all I would be
Because here’s the thing.

America may be gummy
But curly fries still rule.




© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.




Saturday, August 13, 2022

SAINTHOOD IS A LONER SPORT

You have reached St Augustine.
I am currently in my study (see Botticelli)
And cannot be disturbed.

Calls I’m not looking forward to receiving
Plus whatever comes out of the blue
That inbox is already full.

My stay connected device
For streaming and feuding
Hasn’t been checked in months. 

From the deep abyss of nethermost hell
Comes high speed talk text and data
Disguised as blueberry frisson.

I’m here to tell you
I’m not available.
Don’t be blowing up my fucking phone.



Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.

 

Friday, August 12, 2022

Strikers

SYSTEMS COMMAND

To ensure 
Improve
Increase
And maximize
Covert and kinetic capabilities
Securing mission accomplishment
With dedication, determination, and grit. 


WARSHIPS

Warships are christened.
Warships are worshipped.
I really like warships, said the college student.
There’s just something majestic about them.


NO LONGER BATTLEFIELDS

Our strategic vector
Is to identify, 
Develop, deliver and sustain
Warfighting domains
From seabed to space.


RIGHTEOUS STRIKERS

combat-ready force 
unparalleled warfighters 
poised to win at a moment’s notice




© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.




Thursday, August 11, 2022

Sharing the Stoke

 ART

Covers more than 30 percent of the earth’s surface.


EARN POINTS FOR FREE PIZZA

Learn how.


BREAKOUT INDIE STAR

Ears tagged like cattle.
Armed to the teeth.


OPTIMIST

One who teaches reading.


TRIBUTE TO X

I like X.
I saw X.


SEAMUS HEANEY TRANSLATED BY HAND

The line “made our memories vanish like shadows”
Becomes “nade iyr nenirues vabusg kuje sgadiws”.


LIFEGUARD TOWER FIVE

Sharing the stoke.


PAINTED DESERT

Ida thought
Youda been.


JIU JITSU PRESCHOOL

Next to Wienerschnitzel/Tastee-Freez.


AS IF

In all caps.


© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.





Saturday, August 6, 2022

Choice Bits

Please bear with me as there may be among these bits some good old oldies; but I am certain there are a few new ones as well.

***********************

The first is in fact from a previous Choice Bits, September 2021.  The writer is Ada Limón, who just last month was appointed to the position of Poet Laureate of the USA.

“Whatever state you are, I’ll be that state’s bird.”

***********************

Now, a few bits from The Trial, by Franz Kafka. The bits in quotation marks are from the novel.

The protagonist, known only as K. has some disturbing encounters with government authorities, agents of a department that “doesn’t seek out guilt among the general population, but, as the Law states, is attracted by guilt.”

“I don’t know that law,” says K. 

“All the worse for you,” says one agent.  “You’ll feel it eventually.”

Later on, a different agent from the department arrives at K’s house. “You’re under arrest,” the agent says to K., “but that’s not meant to keep you from carrying on your profession. Nor are you to be hindered in the course of your ordinary life.”

“Then being under arrest isn’t so bad,” says K.

“I never said it was”.

*********************

Next is Gertrude Stein. These lines are from short pieces in a collection titled Geography and Plays

“By the time artificial flowers were made out of feathers no pride was left.”

“Public speaking is sinister if cousins are brothers.”

“There is no end of likelihood.”

“In believing a shoemaker you believe his father.”

“The waves are never higher than the water.”

“The single attention was such that any candy was the same as eaten.”

“They have a way of doing what they are doing, they have a way of not doing what they are not doing.”

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© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.


Friday, August 5, 2022

NEW KICKS

One platform,
Two schools of thought
With cross-functional teams
Dedicated to each.

Group chats,
Enhanced information readiness,
Enigma variations,
Vagina monologues.

The axe of the opossuls
And other fantasies
Including footage never before seen
(Axis of the uhpossils I mean)

Exploring colonial legacies like they are
Raw bacon interrogated through the perspective
Of an othered frankfurter
Delving and disrupting discursive space.



© 2022 Randy Stark
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My books are available on Amazon.


Thursday, August 4, 2022

WHICH EXPLAINS THIS MORNING

People always come up to me and say
Your natural diamond
Saves the world from extinction.
And to say I wore it better than
Katy Perry or AOC
Is an understatement.
If the time is right: you win!
Is the way I look at it.

Hell you can’t even go out for a walk anymore
Without some Lettrist priest taking the microphone
During the Notre Dame—Michigan State game 
To spout some anticlerical screed.
The barber shop is tagged with text predictions,
And two different posters for two different missing women.
The vast abyss becomes a bottomless pit
With gated RV parking.

I’m of the Original Six People.
I believe in First Gammie and First Grandad.
I believe in First Oma and First Opa.
I believe in First Nana and First Tata.
I believe in First Bibi and First Bapu.
I believe in First Mamaw and First Papaw.
No, I know, but it’s true.
And I’m not just whistling Dixie’s Carriage Trade.

I believe I definitely like have the right 
To live in a city that is a dining destination.
And snappily the appily shows
No traffic between here and 
Cheap drafts. Chill atmosphere. 
Served on a bed of moonlight.
The best place for all of your entertainment needs. 
It has to be, it’s been visited 900 billion times!

Which explains this morning,
Whipping up a batch of heartfelt poems
Like a crazed ATM disgorging $20s.
I mistook the coffee maker for the water flosser and
Experienced the taste of Mesopotamia without leaving home.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again,
I’ve got a monkey’s uncle on my back
And yet it’s all just incredibly rewarding.


© 2022 Randy Stark
Please visit my website at www.randystark.com.
My books are available on Amazon.