Saturday, August 27, 2022

Taking Care of Biniss


BIG SHOPPING DAY

Dude rushes me in the parking lot.
Democracy is in peril!
I’m like, man don’t come up on me like that.


CLASSIC MARKETING

The demand for quartets
By Dmitri Shostakovich 
Transcribed and arranged
For ice cream truck
Continues unabated.


CASH ONLY

I remember being like
I want to shop her style.
And she was like
¿Mande? O sí,
Solamente tú,
Pero cash only.


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The only emergency blanket
For what you have no idea is about to hit you
And fuck you the fuck up.
Prices slightly higher in Canada.


CUSTOMERS WHO BOUGHT THIS ALSO BOUGHT

Seamless integrations.
Personalized efficiency.
Enterprise grade technology.
A new iPhone.
And for lunch sun dried tomato pesto pasta.




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